Saturday, October 28, 2006

A Long and Fulfilling Hike






October 28th, 2006 Glebe Apartments, Queenstown, New Zealand
My alarm sounded at 6:15 this morning. Even on a normal day, this is entirely too early. But I had stayed up past 2 the night before, trying to upload this blog and just sitting around aimlessly. So, I was tired. I found my way to A-Line Hotel next door, where our group has been served breakfast the past few mornings. I decided to partake of this meal this morning because it’s a good idea to have a little food in your system when you go hiking. I stuck an apple and a banana in my backpack for later. The other hikers (Dr. Byram, Joelle, Kevin Finn, and Derek) came and we were ready to set out a little after 6:45. We had our own little Fellowship; we just decided not to carry our swords. We walked to the base of the mountain behind Queenstown where a sort of ski-lift rose to the summit. It was referred to as a gondola, which I thought strange, since I had never heard this name referring to anything but the skinny boats in Venice.
However, a sign had been placed over the path stating that it had been closed. Of course. That’s just how it goes when it comes to us. Fortunately, down the street and past a campground was another path leading up the side of the mountain. We entered onto the dirt and gravel path and began our long ascent through the trees. Eventually we broke off to the left on a more primitive dirt path. After a good little while, we merged from the woods, sitting for a moment to get our breath. Kevin was not able to continue because of some Indian food that was persisting on attempting to dirty his pants. So he turned around and we pushed on. Before us stood Ben Lomond, a black peak with small streaks of snow resting in the crags. Below us was a forested valley. All around us were hillsides coated in long grass of green, reddish brown, and yellow. A cool breeze followed us the entire day, and the air was clean and cold and wonderful.
The description of the Ben Lomond Trail stated that hikers should be in “high fitness,” and I was beginning to see why. The trail was tough and rugged, slick at times because of recent rainfall. I led for most of the hike, followed by Joelle, and then Dr. Byram, and finally Derek. He’s the kind of guy who really, really likes to take his time. I set the pace with a brisk walk, stopping occasionally for pictures and taking in as much of the scenery as I possibly could. At one point, I turned off the path along a ridge which led up a steep hill. I jogged up to the top where I was presented with a spectacular panoramic view of Queenstown below, ranges of mountains behind the town, Lake Wakatipu to the right, and Ben Lomond behind me. Yeah, I was definitely hiking in New Zealand.
I returned to the path and continued along the hillsides. I finally rejoined Joelle and Dr. Byram and we waited for the straggler to come along. We had almost reached Ben Lomond Saddle, which was our destination. We climbed over a rolling hill sitting between Ben Lomond and a large knoll. I came over the top of the hill and stopped in my tracks. The ground on which I stood slowly fell away into a valley of rolling hillocks. This came to an end at the foot of a long string of black mountains which had been sprinkled with white. It was a beautiful sight and I sat on the tall grass and simply stared out before me. I felt a strong desire to stay right where I was, but the road was long and time waits for nobody. We began walking down, stopping momentarily so a young couple from the northern Alps of Italy could take a picture for us. We entered the trees once again and found our way to the dirt and gravel road on which we had started. Just below it began another path called Fernhill Loop, which went through the wooded ravine I had seen from the top.
It was an invigorating hike, less vigorous than the Ben Lomond Trail, but just as beautiful. I love being in the woods. It really makes me happy. Part of the way through we came to a rushing multi-level waterfall which became a shallow stream that crossed the path. We took a rest here, taking time to crawl all over the area. The moss on the surrounding ledges gave way beneath my feet like the mattresses back at the Glebe, which is most certainly a good thing. I need to put some of that stuff in my bedroom. I lowered myself to the ground and drank from the stream. It was cold and sweet, real mountain water. It was such a relaxing setting, with the sound of the water passing through the trees. A biker passed through, moving swiftly up the hill. We had seen a runner previously near Ben Lomond. I consider myself to be in pretty good shape, but these people make me feel like pansies.
As we went, Joelle and I slowly began to break off from Dr. Byram and Derek. The path broke out of the trees at times, cutting along colorful hills. Finally, the direction of the trail changed from upwards to downwards. At several points the path was no wider than the width of both of my feet and it hung closely to the side of the hill, below which was the valley of trees. We eventually came to another gravel road which ended in a little residential suburb. This ended along the highway, on which we turned left and walked a good ways back into Queenstown. We arrived at the Glebe Apartments at 2 o’clock.
I rinsed off and changed, grabbing a glass of water and just sat down for awhile. I hadn’t been able to run for the past two days, so this was definitely a good substitute for exercise. And hiking is such a perfect form of exercise to see the countryside. I had wanted to hike in New Zealand for a very long time and though this wasn’t exactly the equal of backpacking, it was still a dream come true and I had seen some amazing vistas.
I slept for about an hour, after which I headed into town to the open-air malls. I found a patch for my backpack back home and a t-shirt. On Shotover Street was a pretty large Lord of the Rings shop, filled with souvenirs such as swords, posters, collectibles made by WETA workshop (the designers of the costumes, characters, weapons, etc., for the films), and much more. I was pretty impressed, though most of it was ridiculously expensive. I found a very impressive and limited pewter statue of Aragorn…..so I got it. I have spent very little on this trip so I would be able to spend quite a bit here. I’m still not a big money-spender, so I always feel a little guilty when I do. Oh well.
I went back to the apartments and relaxed for awhile. Ashley and I walked back into the town later and got New Zealand beef burgers. I added a Subway sandwich to the mix because I was really stinkin’ hungry. The reception of our apartments has a variety of movies, so we got a few and watched them as the night went on. It was a good way to wind down.
Tomorrow, we leave Queenstown. I’m a little saddened by this, especially since there is so much else do here. It’s an awe-inspiring place and I would love to spend more time here. But, New Zealand, though a small country, is filled with much more and I’m looking forward to seeing it. I’m also looking forward to getting off my feet. They’re feeling a little sore.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Tasmania and New Zealand









October 23rd, 2006 Tower Motel, Hobart, Australia
Saturday night, Anna, Ashley, Kevin Larey, Pierre, Katie Witter, Felicity, and I stayed up and played Sardines. It’s the reverse of hide-and-seek: one person hides while everyone else tries to find him or her and hide with them. We turned out all the lights in the large and had a lot of choices of places in which to hide. I hid first. I ran into a room and ran to a door on the other side. I opened it and felt cold air and realized it was an exit. However, I heard voices and footsteps and realized the rest had already finished counting and were coming. So, I hopped outside onto a ramp and hid. I waited a few minutes until I was sure no one was around and then I went to open the door and come back inside. But it was locked. And I was stuck. And it was cold. I finally began tapping on the door until someone realized where I was, so I came back inside and hid under a table. I guess I cheated, but it wasn’t intentional. It was a lot of fun playing that game.
We had a short church service the next morning before we loaded up and headed down to our bus. On the drive into Melbourne I finished The Prestige. I sat there for a minutes after I finished, trying to process the genius of what I had read. Good book. I can’t wait to see the movie.
Our flight was around an hour, so we soon landed in the island state of Tasmania in the city of Hobart. This state, like Victoria, is beautiful, and has perfect “sweat-shirt weather.” Hobart is a city on a series of hills on a shore of a wide river, all of which is surrounded by mountains. It’s a great city, because it is devoid of any towering skyscrapers and excessive modern-esque buildings. It’s a very British town, and that’s a good thing. It’s a tranquil place, without any loud noises. A country town. It’s very comfortable.
We arrived at the Tower Motel, which does consist of a tower, but the rooms are in a square which surrounds a parking lot. I am rooming with Derek and Will once again. They are comfortable rooms, quite large in size and the beds are worthy of a thumbs up.
Dinner was buffet-style at Wrest Point Casino. Back at the motel, Derek, Will, Kevin Finn, Darren, and I sat down in Room 33 (my room) and watched The Fellowship of the Ring. Oh yes. It made me very happy inside. We have wanted to watch all three before we arrive in New Zealand, and that is fast approaching. Watching brilliant filmmaking based on a literary masterpiece never gets old. Atta boy, Peter Jackson.

October 24th, 2006 Hobart Airport, Hobart, Australia
I would like to begin this by wishing my grandmother, Honey, a happy birthday. Wish you could be here to celebrate it.
Yesterday was an early start, because we had to drive to Port Arthur which sits close to an hour-and-a-half away from Hobart. I don’t remember much of the drive, because I slept. However, I do recall one story Bill, our driver, told. It concerned what is referred to here as the Massacre. Ten years ago, a young man drove to Port Arthur with several guns and enough ammunition to start a small war. At the historic site, he opened fire and killed thirty-five people, injuring several others. He was finally captured, but only after he had burned down a local guesthouse. Many of the people in the area lost close friends or family members in this atrocious crime, and it is rarely ever spoken about. Bill, whose mother lost her best friend, felt it his duty as a tour guide to tell us about it. I could hear in his voice that he was about to cry.
We finally came to Port Arthur. This was a penal colony once upon a time. To be specific, it was a secondary transportation spot, where criminals from the colonies of Australia were sent. Governor Arthur (for whom the penitentiary was named) chose the Tasman Peninsula in 1830 for the spot of secondary transportation. He referred to as a very natural place for one to be, because the peninsula is connected to the mainland of Van Diemen’s Land (another name for Tasmania) by small land strip less than a hundred meters wide, known as Eaglehawk Neck.
Around 12,500 convicts were sent to Port Arthur between the years 1830 and 1877. It’s a beautiful place in which to be imprisoned, but I’m sure that wasn’t the first thought on the inhabitants’ minds. For many, it was a living hell. Brutality reigned supreme. However, if convicts showed good behavior they were given better living conditions. I wonder what thoughts ran through peoples’ minds as they were sent from England to the other side of the world to prison, many of them for live. There are quite a few interesting stories.
We were given a guided tour of the facility, which stretches itself beside a lovely little bay. Many of the buildings have been partially destroyed by bushfires, but they were certainly intact enough to leave an impression of what it may have been like. We were shown many of the cells, as well as the cottage in which the Commandant lived. We then boarded a boat and were given a tour of the bay, arriving at the small Isle of the Dead. Around 1,100 people are buried on this tiny piece of land, convicts on one end and free settlers on the other. One of the guides gave us a very entertaining tour around the place, telling stories of some of the convicts and about life in that time.
On arriving back at the mainland, we were given some time to wander around by ourselves. I headed up a hill to the old church, which had also been destroyed by fire. The roof was gone, as were all the windows and part of the walls. It was an impressive structure, though, and flowers now grew where the pews would have once stood.
Lunch was at the Fox and Hounds, an English pub. This is my kind of place. The food was good, the place was warm and darkly lit, and it just looked like it had been thrown here from England. All that was missing was music.
We then began our trip back towards Hobart. We stopped at the Devil’s Kitchen, which was a large narrow cylinder of cliffs leading down to the sea. I hopped over the fence and climbed a hill to provide a better view of the shoreline. It was good to be alone as I gazed out into the expanse of water, ending at the bottom of the world. We also stopped along Eaglehawk Neck where a statue of a dog had been placed to represent the line of dogs which had once been here to prevent convicts from escaping along the isthmus. Tales of the shark-infested waters added to the discouragement of escape, although there really were no sharks. Smooth.

Quest Apartments, Melbourne, Australia
I slept the whole back into Hobart, where we went to the Drunken Admiral for dinner. The restaurant was on a dock and the interior was decorated as if it were an old galleon ship. Fish and chips were the course, but I wasn’t feeling exceptionally hungry because I had stuffed myself at the pub. I shoveled my food to other people and Ashley and I went out and walked around the dock, checking out the boats, wishing we could go out to sea on one of those things. We crossed a bridge, under which I climbed around for a little awhile, but soon began to fear falling in and getting my camera wet. That would have been upsetting.
I went for a run once we arrived back at the motel. I ran fifteen minutes one way and then back. I don’t think it was quite four miles, because I was going up some pretty steep hills. I ran through residential streets, filled with small, quaint homes which in the daytime would give quite a nice view of the surrounding area. Tasmania is most certainly British-influenced.
Once back, Dr. Byram and Kevin and Darren joined us in Room 33 for The Two Towers. Yet another beautiful film. Wow, two masterpieces in as many nights. How cool is that?

October 25th, 2006 YMCA, Christchurch, New Zealand
The first stop on the 24th was the Cadbury Chocolate Factory. I was not at all looking forward to this excursion. There were several reasons for this disdain. Firstly, the factory has no interesting historical significance. Secondly, I wouldn’t be a better person for going there. And lastly, it had no aesthetic interest (translation: it wasn’t something visually stunning). I guess I really don’t care how chocolate is made; I just want to eat it from time to time.
We were given a sort of shower cap to prevent our germs from infecting the chocolate. I was given another one to put over my face because of my ever-increasing whiskers. It was modestly intriguing, I will admit, but I could have thought of a few other things I would have preferred. I actually didn’t try any of the factory’s wares, but I heard it was quite good. I’ll take their word for it.
Our next stop was Mt. Wellington, which sits behind Hobart. This is where I wanted to spend the whole morning. The view from the top was visually stunning. The cliffs of this mountain fell away into the hilly valley which led in curving shorelines to the sea. Hobart rested atop these hills and looked very quiet and friendly from this distance, as it was up close also. I climbed all over the rock formations, wandering off by myself down the cliff-face. I would have loved to have taken this narrow dirt path as far as I could, but we were given an unfortunately slim margin of time in which to see everything. It was certainly well-worth the trip to the top, even with such a short amount of time. Tasmania is a beautiful state. It reminds me of Tennessee in some ways.
We drove east of Hobart to the cozy village of Richmond. The oldest bridge in Australia, built by convicts in 1823, connects opposite sides of a calm river, just down the hill from St. John’s Church. This is the oldest Catholic church in the country, built thirteen years after the bridge.
We ate lunch at the Richmond Arms, and I enjoyed a chicken schnitzel. Greer and I then went into the bar and played a few games of pool where we saw our rotund and cheerful tour guide from the Isle of the Dead cruise the day before. He had the day off and was enjoying a few glasses of beer before he headed to his farm. We chatted as the two of us shot pool, talking about Port Arthur, his work, our travels, and Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, both of whom he is a very big fan.
We drove down a lonely street to Grannie Rhodes Cottage. Half the group went in while the other half walked around, awaiting their turn. I was in the second group, so I walked back into town and walked down the antique-shop-filled (awkward adjective, don’t you think?) street. I found a very lovely Anglican church at the end of a road with the plains gradually transforming into tall hills. The church was empty and reminded me of the interior of a country church in the States, smelling strangely of funeral home flowers. I walked down the dirt track beside the church, staring out into the tors and valleys.
Grannie Rhodes Cottage is a very small house decorated as if it was the 19th century. Miriam is the owner. She’s a very jovial and just downright perfect Englishwoman. She was a teacher for thirty years, and majored in English while in university. Seven years, she purchased this place and built a bed-and-breakfast next door. She researched the family who once lived here, finding a rich and entertaining history of convicts and mystery and…death. She had memorized a forty minute skit in verse in which she reenacts events from the characters’ points of view, changing rapidly in the incredibly cramped space of the cottage to the attire of the period. She reminded me immensely of Julie Andrews. It was actually uncanny. It was a very enjoyable and involving story, thanks in no small part to her wonderful acting and storytelling. I spoke with her for a few minutes afterwards, inquiring about her life here. She married a Tasmanian and moved here thirty years ago. They have since divorced. She is a Christian and believes she can use her business here as a ministry. More power to her. Miriam said when she bought the property, she and several friends prayed over the site as a sort of blessing. All of them felt something was wrong and had someone check it out. They discovered, buried a few meters beneath the surface, enough dynamite to blow Richmond to smithereens. The dynamite was discovered on September 11th, 2001.
We returned to Hobart, going straight to the airport. As we flew I began A New Kind of Christian by Brian McClaren. My dad has recommended this book, as well as its two sequels, saying they are definitely the kinds of question-filled and deep-thinking faith-oriented books I want. I have so far read the introduction and first chapter, and already I’m running out of ink on my pen. I can tell this is going to be a meaningful read. Thumbs up, Dad.
We arrived in Melbourne and went to a buffet-style restaurant before transferring back to the Quest Apartments in the same suites and living arrangements as before. I went for a thirty minute run, down the dark streets and to a river which would have eventually led to downtown. After I returned, we settled down to The Return of the King. This is beauty on film. In case it isn’t obvious, I love The Lord of the Rings. It is such a moving and compelling mythology, filled with incredible symbolism and amazing characters and breath-taking landscapes. Thank you, J.R.R. Tolkien, for living and writing.
This morning we returned to the airport and boarded Air Zealand. It was a three hour flight, and we lost three hours. It was 6 by the time we landed. As we flew over, I could see the most incredible mountain ranges covering the entire landscape. A tattered blanket of snow had been thrown across the dark slopes, and it was beautiful. We then landed, and I finally stepped into New Zealand.
The air is amazing. It’s so clean and fresh. I felt like I was better for having breathed that air. We were picked up by Malcolm, our tall driver for the week. We drove into Christchurch and to the YMCA, where we were staying. All ten guys are in one room. We ate in the cafeteria and then had the rest of the evening off. I went for a run in the Botanic Gardens, which is right across the street from the YMCA. It was a gorgeous place to run. The air was cool and the vibrant colors of the flowers created a perfect atmosphere in which to run. I ran in New Zealand, and I think I bettered myself even further. New Zealand is even more British than Australia, and that is most certainly a good thing.
I walked around the city for a little while, walking into a large church where a service was being held. The choir was absolutely breathtaking, and I felt myself simply relax and feel like God was definitely present in the sound of those voices. The human voice was definitely one of God’s greatest inventions.
I met up with the Littles and the Byrams, as well as Patrick. We all walked around together, William and Shelby taking turns riding on my shoulders. We found a dimly lit little coffee shop called the Honeypot Café and Rich very kindly bought me a hot chocolate and we all sat around and talked. This is a great city. I’m kind of out of good descriptions for the night, so I won’t beat a dead horse and just simply say Christchurch is enjoyable.
William, Annie, Shelby and I raced back to the YMCA. Those children wear me out, but I really enjoy being exhausted. As William rode on my shoulders, he pulled my hair back, saying it looked like the wind was blowing it back.
“Oh my goodness,” he said, “Donafan, you wook bad! You wook sooo howible!”
I started laughing and he said, “No, Donafan, I’m sewious. You wook bad!”
Honesty. Nifty idea.
Katie and Pierre and I visited with a lady from New York who has been traveling for a few weeks after a conference in Melbourne. She is the director of a cultural center in Manhattan and gets paid to travel around. She gave us her contact information for whenever we come to New York. I may have to look her up someday and visit her center.
Tomorrow, we head out into the wonders of the South Island. Wow….I’m in New Zealand.

October 26th, 2006 Glebe Apartments, Queenstown, New Zealand
We left around 8 this morning, heading out into the wide and amazing land of New Zealand. I have to say that Ireland is now officially the second most beautiful country I ever seen. New Zealand is Heaven on earth. This word has been used to describe it so often, and yet it fits so well: pristine. It is clean, fresh, reviving, rejuvenating, and just easy on the eyes. Actually, beauty like this should be illegal. The colors are vibrant and full. I have as of yet to see something ugly in this country. Long ranges of snow-capped mountains run behind hills of the purest green. Crystal rivers cut neatly through the land and create a masterpiece of scenery unrivalled anywhere except in the imagination, and even there it would be hard to form a land more stunning. Whether God intentionally made it all this way or just set in motion to evolve and erode, he gets two major thumbs up. It’s one corner of the map that maybe he spent a little more time on. This is Tolkien’s Middle-earth. This is paradise on earth. This is the most breathtaking land I have ever seen.
The first place we stopped was Lake Tekapo, which represents everything I have been thus far waxing somewhat eloquently about, except that there was a lake which mirrored said beauty, which created two beautiful pictures, which is just amazing! The picturesque Church of the Good Shepherd, built of stone and oak in 1935, sat atop a hill or rocks, and behind the altar was a window which provided a perfect view of the landscape beyond. It better be an awfully good sermon to keep everyone’s attention, because I admit I’d be tempted to just stare outside.
Our journey continued on to Glentanner where we ate another buffet-style meal. Mt. Cook loomed like a massive painting in the distance. There are twenty-seven mountains in New Zealand (and by that I mean mountain peaks, eg. Mt. Everest, McKinley, etc.), and twenty-two of these are in the World Heritage Mt. Cook National Park.
The stunning drive continued, stopping for a time at a fruit market. In the early evening, we arrived in Queenstown. As we drove around, I thought of Gatlinburg, Tennessee, a sort of Swiss-flavored town, except even better. We stopped at the white water rafting store, where those of us who are going in the morning paid. I am one of those people. We then drove up the street to the Glebe Apartments, which would be our accommodations for the next three nights. I was in one with Ashley, Kevin, Greer, Patrick, and Pierre. I do not think I have ever stayed in a more amazing or expensive place. These are absolutely huge! The kitchen is made of marble and everything seems breakable. The view from the balcony is of the town below with the Remarkables and Eyre Mountains and Lake Wakatipu behind. I would never, ever live in a place like this. I would feel guilty, and I also want land with trees and such. But, a few days aren’t so bad at all.
Dinner was our choice, and Darren, Heidi, Katie, Felicity, and I walked around the storefronts. I found, of course, a kebab. I attempted to go for a run later, but my nose began spewing forth blood and I found it difficult to continue. I then sat around in this astounding suite. The fire is going at my feet and the lights of the town are shining dimly outside. A cup of coffee doesn’t sound too bad right now.

Interesting note: Sheep dotted many of these hills. There are twenty sheep for every one person in New Zealand, which equals around 65 million of the little buggers! New Zealand is the world’s largest exporter of lamb and the third largest producer of wool.

October 27th, 2006 Glebe Apartments, Queenstown, New Zealand
The day’s adventures began a little early. Katie, Chesley, Darren, Heidi, Felicity, Dr. Byram, Jennifer, and I walked to the white-water rafting shop where we boarded a bus and drove around fifteen minutes to the base. There we were given a black wetsuit, a red jacket, and a yellow lifejacket and helmet. We then boarded another bus and drove forty-five minutes to our embarking point. David pointed out things of interest as we made our way through Skipper’s Road, a vast cavern of rugged rocks and cliffs. David’s a Canadian and has been white-water rafting for ten years, moving from country to country (such as Scotland, France, Iceland, Honduras, India, etc.) and rafting the big rivers and serving as a guide. After his stint here in New Zealand, he will be going to Morocco. Not much to complain about there.
We finally arrived at the foot of the road where the icy-blue Shotover River wound its way through towering faces of jagged rock. We were given the obligatory safety speech, reviewing proper techniques and signals to ensure no one was killed, because it has happened here. We were preparing to go on Class Four rapids, which is just a notch below the top. These said rapids boasted such colorful and descriptive names as the Mother, the Toilet, Pinball, Jaws, Anvil, and Oh Sh**. Five rafts were lowered into the water and Simon the Scotsman kayaked, serving as a sort of guard dog. David was captain of our giant red ship, but we subtracted Felicity and Chesley from our group and added Morgan, a Swede who was on his month-long honeymoon. The current swiveled us around and we began moving quickly down the river.
White-water rafting is a perfect way in which to see nature. On both sides of us rose impressive gray walls dotted with thin trees and shrubs, through which climbed mountain goats. Silver slivers of waterfalls broke through holes in the stone. It seemed to me the descending water was unusually dark and gray, but then I noticed it was just so darn clean it was like it wasn’t there!
I’ve done a good bit of canoeing and some rafting, so I was pretty comfortable with paddling. But in the first five minutes my oar became wedged between a large metal object in the water left over from gold-mining days and the side of the raft and promptly snapped in half. Fortunately, we had an extra and no other problems were encountered. The fun then began.
It’s quite an adrenaline rush, shooting down through narrow passages, bouncing off walls, knowing that at any moment you could be tossed from the raft. David shouted orders from the back and we did our best to accommodate. I think we made a decent team. We whipped around corners and fired down drop-offs, ricocheting from the impacts and spinning through the current. It would take an extremely pessimistic person to not be smacked into happiness by being surrounded by nature as you swiftly pass along the surface of a rushing white river. The final rapid was preceded by a tunnel, created for gold-mining. However, the diggers dug it a little too tall and it now made a perfect place through which to raft. We ducked as we speedily passed through, exiting and tumbling down the final rapid. The ride ended at the base of the rafting where we had received our equipment. It was worth every dollar. Exciting danger and beautiful surroundings is an excellent marriage. David and I exchanged blog sites. He was an incredibly friendly and helpful guy and I am now inspired to raft elsewhere.
I returned to my large, spacious, and exceedingly comfortable suite and relaxed for approximately thirty minutes before Kevin Finn, Derek, Dr. and Mrs. Byram, and I hopped on a bus for our Lord of the Rings horseback-ride. A few others were picked up before we drove along Lake Wakatipu to Dart Stables in Glenorchy. Along the way we stopped by the side of the road. Our driver pointed out a spot near the water where a pale patch of ground was surrounded by trees. This, he told us, was Twelve Mile Delta where Frodo, Sam, and Gollum witness the massive oliphaunts as they are attacked by the Rangers of Ithilien in The Two Towers. Some of you who read this will have absolutely no clue what I am talking about, but those of you who do are sufficiently jealous and envious to the point of expressive anger. Wait………..it gets worse. Wow, talking like this is going to come back to haunt me some day, isn’t it?
We arrived in the wonderful nowhere that is Glenorchy and were given helmets for riding. Unfortunately, it’s required by law. The five of us were the only ones going on the Ride of the Rings, so our driver took us further into the picturesque wilderness. At every turn of the head there was something worth capturing in photography and in memory. I’ve found in the last three days that this is true of everything in this little country. We came upon our destination where six horses were tied to a fence and a man in a manly purple coat and toboggan (the hat, not the sled) stood next to them. His name was Pear, and he was born in Sweden and bore a small scar on his right cheek. He and his wife lived in a small cottage just over the hill until their home in Glenorchy is finished. We mounted our steeds, two of which were used in the final battle in The Return of the King, and began our trek as a light rain began to fall.
This place is called Paradise for a good reason: it is. People think the Garden of Eden was somewhere in Iraq. Oh no, it was here. Hills of green, spotted with tall stalks of light brown, sloped between white-tipped mountains in a way that makes you want to cry. Words will not really do this place justice. Rarely do you see such beauty, and on horseback was indeed a fine way in which to see it. Pear led us into the woods, which was divided by a muddy path. Part of the way through we stopped by a small ridge. Just through the trees was a portion of Amon Hen where Boromir bravely defended the hobbits from a horde of orcs and honorably met his end. Very cool. I couldn’t really see this as the place, but I’ll take his word for it. Many of these locations in the movie were filmed in differing sites and edited together to appear as one. However, this was also the place where an overhead shot of orcs running down a stone staircase was shot, and I definitely could see that. Middle-earth was clearly all around us.
A small disclaimer: the next little bit will deal with Lord of the Rings-related material, so if you don’t understand, bear with me, and if you don’t like it, deal with it.
Just across the path of tall, thin trees illuminate by rays of sunlight softly passing through the leaves. This was where some of the magical woods of Lothlórien were filmed, in which the Fellowship, minus Gandalf, were met by Haldir and taken to Galadriel, the Elf-Queen. Like Amon Hen, these woods were filmed in various places, but some of it was certainly shot here, but I’m pretty sure the entrance of the Fellowship into the forest and meeting the Elves was filmed here. It was an enchanting spot, perfect for Lothlórien.
For the next little while, we simply trotted along, soaking in every view. I wanted to spend the rest of the day exploring this vast valley. Pear told us a theory on the origin of the name Paradise. A miner by the name of Alfred (after whom one of the peaks in the area is named) was sitting atop a mountain when a beautiful Maori woman walked towards him. The Maori are the indigenous people of New Zealand, and seem to have been treated infinitely better than both the Native Americans and Aborigines. Alfred attempted to impress her by recalling the names of the summits around them, saying one was named for his boss, another for this and that. The one on which they stood, he said proudly, was named for him. The woman was not so easily awed (especially since she basically owned the whole place), and pointed to the heavenly valley below, asking what its name was.
“Darling,” he said with sincerity, “anywhere with you is Paradise.”
Smooth. Supposedly, it worked and they became quite close. Platonically, I’m sure.
For some reason, Dr. Byram’s horse and mine didn’t get along and they began to race each other. I didn’t mind. I may not be extremely experienced (my little sister could kick my butt at this stuff, I’m sure), but I enjoy moving quickly, leaping over streams and running up hills. We climbed a gradual slope to the top of a hill. Before us was the expanse of Paradise, laid out in all its natural glory. The view which now captured our eyes was the spot into which Isengard and the tower of Orthanc, the home of the wizard Saruman, was digitally situated. The mountain ranges remained the same in the film, and I could certainly visualize this. My guidebook states this is also near where Gandalf rode towards Isengard. I wanted to build a home on that hill, or just put up a tent. I was encircled by some of the best nature possessed, and peace and contentment came in the package.
Even if none of my favorite films had been filmed here, this outing would have been one well-spent. A piece of paradise was in this stunning place and I felt a twinge of sadness as we pulled away in the van. Perhaps some jealously was in there also, because Pear was staying in this haven.
At 7 the entire group convened once again on the bus and we drove out of town to the Haka Pa Maori Cultural Village, run by one family, including in-laws and the like. Beside a slow-moving stream which began at the bottom of a one-hundred-and-thirty foot waterfall was a recreation of an ancient Maori settlement, consisting of low-lying huts. Other groups were there as well, and we walked up the hill to the lodge where we were greeted by three guys decked out in Maori regalia. Rich had been chosen as the leader of all the groups present and received a gift from one of the men as a sign of friendship. We were then shown into a room where a show was performed. It was a very impressive display of Maori song and dance. I enjoyed it more than the Aboriginal displays. The singing by three women was beautiful, accompanied by the chants of bulky men behind them.
At the conclusion of the performance, we were shown into an adjoining room where a buffet-style meal was presented. During this, a song of greeting was sung, followed by the leader of the group, Rich, saying a few words of greeting on behalf of all of us. In accordance with Maori tradition, we were then required to back up this greeting with a song. A perfect opportunity presented itself to share our faith, and we sang the beautiful four-part harmony of “Love One Another.” And we sounded good.
Two men from each table were then asked to come to the front of the room. We were then taught a Haka, which is a warrior dance. I was one of them. We crouched in a sort of defensive basketball stance and rhythmically smacked our thighs and chanted in the language of the Maori. We smacked our forearms and extended our hands, pulling them back in rapid movements. It was a great experience, and a lot of fun in which to participate. I had seen one done before and I felt more in touch with this fascinating culture after taking part in it. The girls performed a Poi, which consists of artistically swinging around a ball attached to the end of a rope. When done properly, it is a remarkable display and our girls did admirably. These times spent in the presence of other cultures are very entertaining and a great time in which to learn.
On the way back, we stopped momentarily to view the canvas of the sky, painted vividly with the stars. Many different constellations were visible. William and I sang on the way back until he accidentally head-butted me and my nose began bleeding again. His eyes grew wide and he wrapped his Little arms (Ha!.......cough) around my neck and patted my nose saying, “Donafan, oh, ah you awwight?”
The radio is playing some really good classic music in the corner and the fire is blazing, but the day begins early tomorrow. The strenuous hike begins at 6:45 and more visions of primeval wonders, untouched by civilization, will be seen.

PS For some reason, my email isn't working, but, Mike, I did read about Coach Jones and I would like to beat the snot out of him. We haven't had much like with basketball. Nobody cares as much as we do, I suppose. And, Mom, class registration is coming up soon. We should correspond about this.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

The Great Ocean Road and So Forth







October 19th, 2006 Great Ocean Road Cottages, Lorne, Australia
Somehow I missed the memo that our clocks were to be changed back. When we left Brisbane to the Outback, the time changed by thirty minutes. Unusual, but true. So, I figured that even though we flew into Sydney, flying to Melbourne would keep the time the same. I was wrong. I awoke at what my clock said was 7:35. I was informed by Pierre, who came into Derek’s and my room wake us up, it was actually 8:05. We were leaving in ten minutes. Needless to say, I didn’t have time for a shower, so I hurriedly packed and folded the laundry I was able to do the night before. Since then, I have ensured that my clock is now on the correct time zone.
We embarked on a city tour of Melbourne, which is a very lovely modern place. Melbourne, although, is a bit of a progressive place in a social and political sense, the San Francisco of Australia to Sydney’s LA and Brisbane’s San Diego. Our first stop was the Melbourne Gaol (or Jail) where the famous Ned Kelly was kept and, in 1881, hung. Ned Kelly is Australia’s most famous bushranger (or cowboy). He was a bit of a hero and a criminal, compared to Robin Hood in that he robbed from the rich and gave to the poor. Those who came to Australia from Ireland, from where his family came, were plagued by the corruption of the police force, and Ned Kelly, sometimes using questionable means, stood up to resist them. During a lengthy and daring shootout with police at Glenrowan, Kelly, wearing a ninety pound suit of homemade armor, was shot twenty-seven times before being captured. Even though thousands of people signed a petition to save his life, he was executed. A very well-done film has been made about him starring Heath Ledger, Orlando Bloom, and Geoffrey Rush.
The gaol was very much like Kilmainham Gaol in Dubin, Ireland, which may not mean much to some people, but I thought it an accurate comparison. A death-mask of Kelly was encased in glass, as was his Colt revolver. A dramatization of Kelly’s life was performed by an actress and actor, each taking on several different roles. It was an engaging and well-executed show. We were then given some time to look around the cells and three floors. We were led on a brief tour of the premises and then a bit more time to look around. One cell spoke of an American soldier during WWII who murdered three women in Melbourne. The city was thrown into a panic until the solider was captured. During his trial, he laughed and giggle in a haunting and disturbing manner. Though he was probably insane, he was hung.
We then went to St. Patrick’s Cathedral, which is the largest church in Australia. It was a beautiful and enormous building. I sat for a minutes, just thinking and observing an old man in front of me praying an a young priest across the aisle sitting contemplatively.
Our next stop was Captain Cook’s cottage. Cook, as hopefully people will recall, was the man who brought Europeans to settle Australia. He is regarded as one of the greatest sailors to ever sail, a man of incredibly accomplishments who was unfortunately killed by the natives of Hawaii. His cottage now sits in Fitzroy Gardens, completely dismantled and shipped here from England. It’s a lovely little building. I think I could live in something like it. Cozy and comfortable.
Lunch was at the Hard Rock Café. I’m enjoying those places. It was my second time to eat in one and I must say the burgers there are really stinkin’ good. We then set out on a very long drive to our next destination. William sat with me. We spent the ride looking out the window, telling stories, and singing songs. He told me all about Narnia and I told him “Jack and the Beanstalk.” William then asked me who I was going to marry. I told him I didn’t know.
“You cuhd mawy (marry) me,” he said.
“I don’t know, punk,” I said. “I don’t think that’s a right thing to do.”
“It’s iwegal,” he said. “We’d be in jail.”
I laughed and said, “Yeah, I don’t think it’s a good thing.”
“But,” he said, sounding hurt, “I wike being wif you.”
“Well, how about we be really good buds and our families can hang out?”
He thought a minute and then said, “Okay.”
We then came to the Great Ocean Road, which is a beautiful stretch along the coast. The drive along the west coast of Italy is much more striking, at least, more striking than this section of the road. Still, it wasn’t hard on the eyes. We came to our accommodations for the evening: a group of cabins situated in the hills. We parked the bus at the bottom of a steep and long hill which went to the cabin. I really liked the place. I’m in one with Ashley, Greer, Patrick, and Kevin Larey. It was good to have a little switch of roommates, just to be around other people.
We drove back along the road to Anglesea Golf Club where we ate dinner. The chicken schnitzel was pretty much delicious. I sat with Derek, Darren, Heidi, Lily, Cara, Joelle, and Jennifer Byram and I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. I was asked to tell a few stories about high school and the like and I couldn’t stop laughing about some of those interesting experiences. We then shared gas stories, and I don’t mean petrol. Funny stuff.
I went for a run when we got back to the cabins. It was dark, so I didn’t really feel like going a great distance. So, I ran up and down the big hill ten times at full-speed. And it was cold outside. I think I got my workout for the day.
Although I enjoyed the weather in the Outback, the constant barrage of flies got a little tiresome. They went after every little bit of moisture available. I very much like Fall weather, or sweat-shirt weather. It’s good here. I’m a fan.
Greer, Ashley, Abby, Felicity, Katie, and I sat on the porch, sipping coffee and talking. Greer asked me about my “Free Palestine” t-shirt, which I haven’t worn for a long time but he remembered from when I did and said I had promised to tell him about it. So, I basically told them all about my dad’s and my trip there this summer and about the conflict, from the perspective of both our Israeli and Palestinian friends. He asked a lot of questions, and I did my very best to answer them. I talked about the very disgusting Separation Wall and of the places and people we met on our trip. I talked about the differences between the West Bank and the Gaza Strip and how the wall does not follow any border previously recognized, including the United Nations’ 1967 border. It was a very stimulating and engaging conversation. I really appreciated Greer wanting to know, because I really want to talk to people about it and share what I have learned, though I sometimes feel that maybe people won’t necessarily wish to know all about it. It was really cool to have someone genuinely wanting to know, and feeling appalled and disturbed by what he heard. It’s been a good night.
Right now, we are sitting around the kitchen table. Joelle and Anna have joined us, and Katie and Felicity have departed for bed. Jack Johnson is strumming away on his guitar and singing sweet music and the cabin is warm and life doesn’t seem too bad at all. However, my mind shifts back to Raja’i and other friends stuck in the West Bank, prisoners in their own land. And it makes me wish……I could do something more.



October 20th, 2006 Chestnut Hill Lodge, Kallista, Australia
I made it to the bus on time this morning, and we went into town for breakfast. I never voluntarily eat breakfast, wanting more sleep, but when we go as a group I usually stuff my face. Today was no exception.
We then began a rather lengthy drive along the Great Ocean Road. It was raining, and it was beautiful. To the left was the sea, leading all the way to Antarctica. To the right were rolling hills of different shades of green and little cottages. I thought of Ireland, and missed it. If I was to live in Australia, it would be here in the state of Victoria. The weather has been cool, what I would term “sweat-shirt weather” and it’s my favorite. It was a relaxing drive as I watched the soothing terrain through the rain-pattered windows.
We eventually came to one of the most spectacular sites I have ever seen: the Twelve Apostles. Along a coast of dramatic cliff-faces resembling the Cliffs of Moher in western Ireland, a series of giant limestone pillars rise from the depths of the sea. The waves tore at the cliffs, smashing against the posts. Only eight of the twelve now remain; I suppose the others were already martyred. The rain was light now and the wind was fierce and the scenery was breathtaking. I traversed the wooden walkways searching for every view possible, my camera set on rapid fire. I very much could have stayed there all day, gazing out to the sea and to the columns of eroding rocks. Unfortunately, this was not possible, so I took in as much as I possibly could. I thought about building a castle on the summit of the biggest one and constructing a rope bridge to reach my home. The possibility of the support of my limestone home crumbling down into the deep blue sea prevented this thought from developing any further.
Lunch was eaten in the little town of Port Campbell. I love these small seaside villages. I really think I could live in one, eating fish and chips and watching the waves. Deep, satisfactory sigh………….moving on.
A very long drive followed lunch. The movie Elf was played, and I enjoyed a healthy, wholesome laugh. I slept for awhile after this and then continued reading The Prestige. This book is amazing! Ah, I’m so confused and captivated! I really don’t want to put it down, but I do sometimes anyway.
We drove into the Dandenong Ranges and to our lodge, which is nestled in the national park, surrounded by the woods. It’s a peaceful location. I’m with Derek and Will once again. The large gathering area contains a pool table, and we’ve been playing ever since we’ve arrived. I taught Annie and William to play, and then the guys played or awhile. I beat Colin, our bus driver, who is quite an impressive pool player. He and I then teamed up and smoke three or four games in a row. I love pool. That’s a cool kind of game. I found my groove, which is always fun.
We are here for two nights, which is nice compared to having to pack up immediately. I think I’m going to join another game of pool.

October 21st, 2006 Chestnut Hill Lodge, Kallista, Australia
This morning we shuttled down to our bus and then drove to a little town nearby where we boarded the Puffing Billy Steam Train. We sat in open-air cars and were able to sit on the railings and let our legs dangle out the side. It was raining again, which went very well with the smoke and the trees through which we were traveling. I’m a big advocate of trains.
Colin met us in Lakeside, which was our final stopping point. He had grown up here. It’s a beautiful place in which to be raised, surrounded by the woods. We continued to a restaurant called the Cuckoo. It’s an Austrian-styled place, in architecture, in music, and in the costumes worn by the waitresses. I’m not a big fan of yodeling, but the food was incredible and the atmosphere was fun. I wandered around outside for awhile. We spent quite a lot of time here, listening to the music and just chatting over coffee.
Our next stop was in Sassafras, which consisted of a bunch of little antique shops. For some reason, a group of females felt like they needed to spend more money, so we spent about an hour doing nothing. I mean….enjoying the pleasantness of this place. I sat on a bench and read more. I have been reading mostly the entire night. I am completely engulfed in this book and am fighting the urge to skip to the end and figure out how it ends. I’m almost finished, and it’s getting crazier and crazier. This book is fantastically written and the twists have been amazing. The movie came out yesterday and it’s tearing me up that I will have to wait until I return to the States to watch it. It has received incredible reviews, which only adds to my desire to see it….now.
I went for a run when we got back to the lodge. I ran for around twenty minutes, but it was very cold outside and I was going up and down these immense gravel hills. I felt dully tuckered out when I arrived back at the lodge.
Pool, dinner, and reading have basically been the main components of the evening. At 9 most of us gathered downstairs in a large living area for a sort of devotional. Colin joined us, as did our host and hostess. They seem to be in their forties and only just recently became the owners of this place. They are Christians and I was really encouraged by their presence. We sang a ton of songs and spent some time looking at the Sermon on the Mount and talking about some impressions we had of it. The passage about specks and planks and eyeballs and worrying were the main topics. I closed the shindig in a prayer. Rich had a great idea in that he wants this to continue once or twice a week, just so we have some time to talk about some issues people may want to discuss more and so we have some debriefing time during our traveling. It’s hard to believe less than a month is left. Is it wrong that this makes me sad?

Nah.

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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

pictures

For some very odd and incredibly frustrating reason my pictures will not load onto my blog. As soon as I get Internet access again I will do my best to get them on, because I got some pretty darn good ones in the Outback.

The Outback

October 14th, 2006 Heavitree Gap Outback Lodge, Alice Springs, Australia
We in my suite stayed up pretty late watching such movies as High Crimes and Assassins. I think I went to bed around 1:45 and awoke at 5 to be on the bus at 5:30. Yeah, that’s early. Everything was packed and we wouldn’t be returning to the Bridgewater Apartments for three weeks. We drove to the airport where we flew out a few hours later. I slept most of the flight to Alice Springs, which is regarded as the ideal Outback town. Located in the Northern Territory (which is not actually one of the six states of Australia; it’s a territory, hence the name), it is now thriving at 25,000 people, but they only received traffic lights ten years ago. In Bryson’s book, he states that 350,000 tourists come through Alice Springs to see how remote it is. Ironic.
As I exited the plane, the heat hit. And the heat was hot. It wasn’t humid, however, which was a blessing. I think it was a little over 100 degrees. We were picked up by Rory, who would be serving as our bus driver for the duration of our stay. We drove into the sunburned town to the Todd Street Mall. We had a few hours to walk around, visiting the shops of the market-like outdoor mall. A group of Aborigines sat in front of a church. I found a Mediterranean café down an alleyway, and Anna, Abby, Lindsey, and I enjoyed a pleasant little meal.
Following the mall and meal, we drove to the top of Anzac Hill where at an obelisk in honor of the Australians and New Zealanders who died in war. We then checked into our lodge which was nestled in a little niche inside the MacDonnell Ranges. I was put in a room with Will and Derek. The place is rather like a hostel, with two bunk beds. I stood on the balcony, gazing up at the rocky cliffs above me. So, I grabbed my camera and headed up the side of the mountain.
It was incredible. The view from the top was an impressive panorama of the valley. It was a pretty rigorous hike as I hopped from the precariously perched rocks leading to the summit. I traipsed around the top for quite some time. As I explored I saw four rock wallabies hopping down the hills. It was hot up there, but it was worth it. It was good time alone and I got exercise, and I was doing it in the Outback. I swam for a little while afterwards, and then slept for about an hour.
We boarded the bus once more at a quarter after 5 and headed a few minutes down the road to a camel farm. I believe I have mentioned it before, but I still find it remarkable that Australia exports camels to the Middle East. The group was split into two groups. Half rode the camels while the rest of us followed in a bus, and then switched. I was in the second group and it was dark as we rode back to the farm. The trail we took was through a dried riverbed. It rained for a little while as we ended the ride. It only rains in this area twice a year, they said. Dinner was served at the farm, consisting of some incredible steak, as well as camel and kangaroo meat. They were really tasty. I’m going to have to eat those more often.
Tomorrow is another full day of adventure and excitement, and I find myself tired. I believe I will…….zzzzzzzzz.

October 15th, 2006 Heavitree Gap Outback Lodge, Alice Springs, Australia
The first stop of the day was at an Aboriginal culture store. An Aboriginal man gave us a sort of brief history of the culture and the land, explaining the ways in which the indigenous people lived and some still do. I wasn’t overly impressed with this man: he was very defensive about questions asked, and Rich said the guy was very one-sided, much of his information perhaps a little skewed.
We drove back to Heavitree Gap where we were entertained by Aboriginal dancing. It reminded me of Native American or African rituals. Four people, painted with white, danced to the tunes of a didgeridoo and the singing of one of the performers. For those who may not be aware, a didgeridoo is a long wooden tube, hollowed out by termites. Vibration of the lips against the mouthpiece produces an incredible, deep-throated sound.
The Old Telegraph Station was next. This place was originally known as Alice Springs, because when the river filled water would run into a cave in the mountains and then gush out again like a spring. We were led around by an old fellow named Alec Ross, a half-caste. His mother was an Aboriginal and his father was white. He was taken away from his mother when he was one during the years regarded as the Stolen Generations. He was brought to the telegraph station, along with other children. He was one of the best guides we’ve had so far. He was energetic and just plain friendly and would interject his sentences with a “hmm.” He was a boxer in previous years and has “helped” many famous stars as they visited Australia, including Frank Sinatra. It must have been an interesting life living in the bush long ago, secluded.

October 16th, 2006 Outback Pioneer Lodge, Yulara, Australia
Our next stop was the School of the Air. This is quite an interesting place. Several are located around the country, and they serve as centers for education for children living in the Outback. Australia is huge, and those who live on the middle of cattle stations (ranches) just simply cannot get to a school. Some of these stations are as big as Belgium. The Northern Territory can fit Great Britain, Japan, and Texas into it. So, to educate these children the School of the Air was invented, in which a teacher would speak to students using the radio. A few times a week children would gather around their radios with their microphones and participate in class. Now that technology has advanced, computers and webcams are used. Parents, or hired tutors, serve as teachers during the week to monitor the students’ schooling. Regarded as the biggest classroom in the world, the School of the Air covers a gigantic area to reach these students.
We continued on to the Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia. Now covering more than 7,150,000 sq. kilometer, it was begun in the 1920s by the Reverend John Flynn. In similar fashion to the School of the Air, this service also reached to the people cut off from others by the extensive cattle stations, but instead of education this provided medical assistance. Doctors fly in to the remote areas and land on the runways of the stations. Sounds like a pretty adventurous and daring service. Sounds like something my dad would want to do.
Following the RFDS, we returned to our lodge where we had some free time. I slept. I’m definitely an advocate of naps. Not gonna lie. At 5:30, we gathered in the main room of the lodge located in the middle of the complex where we had communion and spent some time in prayer. A buffet-style dinner followed this in the tavern adjacent to the lodge, and a very entertaining reptile show accompanied the meal. The guy speaking had been bitten by one of the most poisonous snakes in the world during a show and it took six bottles of anti-venom to save his life.
I spent some time talking with Rory, our driver. He was raised on a cattle station in Victoria and worked in the mines for quite some time in Western Australia. Many of his mates were killed in the mines. He worked in the Northern Territory for awhile before becoming a tourist driver based in Darwin. He’s attempting to get a government job drilling water wells. He’s a very sturdy Australian sort of guy.
We boarded the coach and headed back into town, returning to Todd Street Mall where we attended the Sounds of Starlight Didgeridoo Show. Andrew Langford is internationally known as an incredible didgeridoo player, and that he is. A tall fellow with long blonde hair and a mustache, he plays that thing like he’s rocking out. He has worked out in the Northern Territory for some time, spending time with Aborigines, learning their culture. He struck me as a New Age type, a kind of “I embrace all creatures equally” person. The didgeridoo was accompanied by two other musicians playing the percussion drums, synthesizers, guitar, and a very sweet contemporary drum set (though they weren’t playing them all at the same time). It was an absolutely amazing musical show. It was some of the best music I’ve heard in awhile. It made me happy. Immediately after the show, I bought a CD and had it signed by Andrew Langford. I’m a big advocate of that style of music.

We left Alice Springs pretty early this morning. I slept the first hour of the trip until we pulled off the highway to a little secluded collection of buildings known as Jim’s Place. The place is famous because of Jim’s pet dingo: it sings. Annie played the piano as Dinky jumped upon the keys and began wailing along with the tune. Impressive, but the poor animal sounded like it was dying. This dingo is known around the world for its ability, and even has a question about him in Trivial Pursuit. And it sounded like it was dying.
I slept a lot more on the bus until I couldn’t sleep any longer and continued my reading of Vengeance. It’d been awhile, and I had missed it. In the early afternoon, we pulled off the road to stretch our legs. I walked down a little dirt path (the dirt is actually red here, and it’s cool) to a long wire fence. Out in the distance I saw Uluru rising out of the flat terrain. It was an impressive site. Uluru (or Ayers Rock) is the largest monolith on earth, standing at 1,142 feet, and the circumference of the bus is 5.5 miles. Two-thirds of this thing is underground. It’s really big. And it is red. The iron oxide of this gigantic rock reacts with the atmosphere and oxidizes, producing the rusty color.
We arrived in Yulara around lunchtime. Yulara is the resort town constructed to accommodate the tourists who come to visit Uluru. We ate lunch in a café before checking into the Outback Pioneer Lodge, again setup in a hostel-style. Derek, Will, and I were again placed together in a room; specifically in room 810 of Building number 2. Just thought I’d throw that in there.
At 3:30 we boarded the coach again, this time accompanied by Isaac, a local guide. He had long hair, a thickish beard, and a hat with a feather in it. Intense. We drove into the Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park, explaining the flora and fauna of the land. We drove round the base of this beautiful natural wonder as Isaac explained the Aboriginal stories behind the origins of Uluru, as well as stories behind the cracks and caves and dents in the rock. We hopped out of the bus and continued on foot to the base of the rock, coming to the small waterhole where William Christe Gosse, the first European to find Uluru (and the person who named it Ayers Rock after the governor of New South Wales), began his climb to the top. Isaac began to tell us more stories of the ‘origins’ of the place. They were very intriguing and intricately woven legends. They involved giant animals who created mountain ranges and valleys and rivers by their movements. The MacDonnell Ranges were formed by a giant caterpillar, and streaks on Uluru were made by a snake, which can now be seen in the form of an unusually-shaped rock at the base of Uluru. According to one Aboriginal belief, this rock was made by two boys who, upon finding a waterhole, made a large mud hill. They climbed to the top of it and slid down, raking their fingers through the mud. Over time, the mud hardened into the solid rock seen today. Scientifically, Uluru is known as a bornhardt (or bonhardt, I can’t remember exactly). This refers to the erosion of an area with the exception of the centerpiece.
We drove to a lookout point where we could enjoy the sunset. Isaac told another story in a traditional way by drawing it in the sand. We had refreshments such as some very delicious apple-flavored drinks, as well as crackers. The best part, though, was the tzatziki and hummus into which we could dip said crackers. Yes.
The sun, of course, sets in the west, but Uluru is in the east. What is spectacular, though, is the light the fading sun casts on the rock, causing the redness to glow brilliantly. Every few minutes, the rock would turn another shade of red. William and I acted like crazy young children, and it was fun. I think we’re basically the same age, which is probably why he likes me so much.
We returned to our lodge where we had dinner. But this was no ordinary dinner. It was a make-it-yourself dinner. We received our meat (in my case, chicken breast fillet and emu sausage) and found our way to the grills. I admit I do not have extensive experience in grilling, because I usually just allow my dad to do it. He’s pretty good, so why get in the way of a good thing like that? But I will say that I did a fabulous job and it tasted downright sumptuous. I was proud.
It wouldn’t be unwise to sleep at this point, though Derek, Will, and I are cracking some pretty mean jokes (and by that I am saying they’re funny). However, tomorrow morning many of us are climbing Uluru and Rich asked yesterday if I would like to run with him. Lots of good exercise awaiting tomorrow. The hike is going to be one incredible experience, and I want to be awake enough to enjoy every single dangerous second of it.

October 17th, 2006 Outback Pioneer Lodge, Yulara, Australia
I awoke bright and early this morning at 6:30. We had breakfast inside the park at the Cultural Centre in a room with a very striking view of the rock. The meal consisted of croissants of various shapes and fillings and cereal. I’m not typically a breakfast-eater, preferring to sleep in. However, since we all actually had to go to breakfast this time, I took full advantage of it.
Most of the group wanted to climb the rock, but the few who didn’t would have the opportunity of walking around the base and then returning to the lodge. I was not one of those people. I could not wait to begin hiking up this bloody thing. As we pulled up to the spot where we could begin the ascent, I could see how 48 people have died climbing this thing (I’m not sure of the timeframe which encompasses that number, but that’s still quite a few unfortunates). It’s a steep incline and smooth because it’s one massive rock, so footholds would be rather scarce. There was a rope of some sort part of the ways which would provide some aid. But one step too far on either side and someone could pretty easily slide right off. In reality, I feel certain the people who sadly perished while climbing were probably not following the preferred path, or were not physically fit for the endeavor and fell to one side. Even so, it was going to be an adventure, and I wasn’t complaining.
I have read and been told that the Aboriginal owners of the land do not want people crawling all over Uluru, calling tourists “ants.” It is a sacred site and the owners wish that people will respect that by not climbing. I do respect that, but I’m still going to climb it. I want to respect by climbing, being able to experience it and appreciate the culture that cherishes this site. Besides, they charge 25 bucks to get in, and I seriously doubt everyone buys those tickets just to look at it, though beautiful it may be. If they don’t want me to climb it, they shouldn’t have it open for me to climb. And they are getting a cut of that ticket money, so I suppose it’s not so incredibly sacred. I wanted to add it to the list of cool places I’ve climbed: Masada in Israel; the monasteries of Meteora, part of Mt. Olympus, and Lykavitos in Greece; Mt. LaConte in Tennessee; the Great Wall of China; the High Place of Petra in Jordan. Not a terrible list. And this was a great day to do so. A blanket of clouds served as a protective covering from the heat of the sun, and it was early enough in the morning that the heat wouldn’t be oppressive even without them.
My heart sank suddenly as I saw a sign almost as disgusting and revolting as the one saying the Louvre was closed when we visited: due to a prediction of rain, the rock was closed to climbers. I wanted to be really frustrated, so I did. I couldn’t believe it. If it was going to rain, it would be quite some time before it did (I ended up being right: it rained furiously late in the afternoon, long after we would have descended). I was going to miss my chance. However, Dr. Byram assured us that we would try again tomorrow morning, and we would go very early because we were actually flying out to Melbourne. As long as I am able to get up the darn thing I don’t care what time of the day it is. In case I didn’t mention it, I was frustrated.
Before we realized it was closed, William came up beside me and said, “Donathan, I don’t wunt you tuh cwimb.”
I asked him why.
“Becuz it’s swippery and you cuhd fall off and die.”
Fortunately, there were other exciting things to see. We drove further into the park until we came to mighty Kata-Tjuta, which means “many heads.” It is aptly named, because this string of massive rocks contains thirty-six domes. I didn’t actually count thirty-six of them, but there were a lot of domes and they were large. These colossal boulders (the European name is the Olgas, named by some eastern European botanist for his queen) rise out of the ground, completely alone, surrounded only by shrubs and small trees and, of course, the red dirt. I must say I was just as impressed by these as I was by Uluru. A large canyon exists between two of them through which we were able to walk. It wasn’t the same as a hike, but the ground was rocky and difficult and the sheer size of the solid rock walls on either side was rather stimulating, at least enough to make me forget for a little while my disappointment about the “poor weather.” Once, the canyon went all the way through to the other side of Kata-Tjuta, but a rock fall now prohibited this. I liked Kata-Tjuta immensely.
This is a big park. It took us thirty to forty-five minutes to drive back out of it to our hotel. Because of our failed mission to climb, we had almost six hours of free time. I had a fruit salad or lunch, taking into consideration the large breakfast, as well as the same delicious grilled dinner in which we are once again partaking this evening. I went for a leisurely swim and then went to find a cool shirt I could buy. I took a free bus into the shopping center of Yulara, along with Ms. Pam and Mrs. Byram. I had a hard time finding one I wanted, because they are really expensive. Everything in Australia is expensive. That’s one downside about this place. And some of the ones I liked ended up being only in smalls or in XXs. I finally found one as the rain which I predicted would fall later in the day began pouring down outside.
At around 5 I met Rich and we went for a run. We had originally wanted to go out to Uluru and run around the base, but it would have cost a boatload to get a ride out there, and we didn’t feel right about asking Rory (or Roars, which is what his friends call him) to drive thirty minutes out so two guys could go running. We found some good paths around the lodge, though. Running along the red dirt of the Outback, through bushes and shrubs with UIuru and Kata-Tjuta out in the distance, is a very pleasant place to run. We didn’t run for a very long time and ended up walking for a bit. We talked about the temperament and condition of the group and of the unfathomable mindset of wishing to be back home. I understand missing family and friends, but why waste the time here, in stinkin’ Australia (!), wishing you were back there when, as soon as the fun of returning home and being unique and the center of attention wears off, you will settle back into “the routine” and say to yourself, “Gosh, it sure would be nice to be back in Australia.” Also, we discussed the hope that everyone has been stretched spiritually on this trip, and that ideas have been expressed that will open people’s minds. I hope we have all learned something about God, or at least felt closer to him, through this trip.
The group drove to a little station a few minutes away where we attended a Desert Predators show. We were shown several different types of lizards, snakes, a baby kangaroo (or joey), and two dingoes. We were also given the opportunity to pet each of these animals. The pythons were pretty cool. I could feel their muscles tensing and relaxing as they slithered.
We again enjoyed the grilled dinner, and I again made a very satisfying meal. As we ate, we were serenaded by a live performer who played songs by the Beatles, James Taylor, and Oasis. Smooth.
Katie, Felicity, Morgan, and I hopped onto the free bus and rode into Yulara, browsing some of the other resorts’ souvenir stores. We then walked back on one of the dirt paths to the lodge. Morgan is not one for walks in the dark, so we were all packed together like the companions of The Wizard of Oz. For some reason, someone began talking about falling in love, and I voiced my “dislike” for the phrase. It’s not really that I dislike it; it’s just good to realize what it really means and what it is trying to represent. To say you “fell in love” implies you can “fall out” of love, which implies love is not a commitment. Love is a choice and a promise to someone. Yes, love does include attraction and the fuzziness and all that jazz, but what about those days when the fuzziness ain’t there? Perhaps people don’t always see it that way, and I was accused of thinking too much in this case, but that’s okay. I don’t mind the phrase as long as we understand what love really is: more than just physical attraction, it is a sincere friendship and a commitment. And now we’ll have our closing hymn.
The four of us ended up at the common room of the lodge, located in the middle of the complex. We sat on the couches and talked about random things and people and I actually don’t remember a whole lot because it wasn’t that serious. Just good ole’ brain-numbing conversation.
Tomorrow begins early by boarding the bus at 6 AM to return to Uluru and attempt to climb it once again. If it’s closed again I will very put out.

October 18th, 2006 Quest Apartments, Melbourne, Australia
Once again, I was up early, rising before the sun. I decided to forego taking a shower, seeing as how we would have time later and we were going to go climb the rock. The air was chilly, which was preferred to it being blazing hot. The number of climbers had diminished, probably on account of getting up so early. Tisk tisk.
And once again we drove into the park and over to the rock, the colors of the early morning still hanging in the air. As we pulled into the parking lot, we noticed the sign placed in front of the climbing path. Uluru was closed due to the weather. I couldn’t believe it. There was a slight wind, and that was it. There was nothing at all to be concerned about. The owners of this land anger me. If they really don’t want people to climb it, then just close the darn thing and be done with it and stop pretending that the weather is the reason. I wanted to spit, and I think I did, but it was early and I can’t really remember.
When we returned I went for a run for two reasons: a. because I wanted to exercise, and b. to burn off the steam of my anger. I ran for almost thirty minutes, so it was getting close to three-and-a-half miles. I enjoy running there. I went into the living communities of the workers in Yulara. I think it would be cool to spend six months or a year working in the Outback.
Upon completion of my steam-reducing, energy-burning run, I showered and enjoyed some fruit and croissants for breakfast. I then slept for about an hour-and-a-half before we headed to the airport. We said goodbye to Rory and began another flight. During our three hour flight, I finished Vengeance. It was a powerfully moving book. It’s hard to belief it’s a true story. The world of espionage and terrorism is a little more complicated and dangerous than some of the James Bond movies would have us believe, although the new Bond looks a little more gritty and realistic. Good book.
We had a three-and-a-half hour layover in Sydney where I explored the airport, finding a kebab to eat and a bookstore to browse. Our flight from Sydney to Melbourne was a little over an hour, and I began reading The Prestige, regarded as one of the best mystery/thrillers in the last twenty years. It’s absolutely captivating and just plain weird. The movie is coming out this month, starring Christian Bale and Hugh Jackman. Definitely going to be good.
In the airport we were met by Heather, Claire, and our long lost, amiable, white-bearded, and knee-high socked bus driver Colin. We loaded up onto another coach and drove into the dark city, arriving at the Quest Apartments for the night. These are very comfortable accommodations. Darren, Derek, Will, Pierre, and I are in one suite together. I like this place.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

And We're Done!





October 13th, 2006 Bridgewater Apartments, Brisbane, Australia
And it’s over. And there was much rejoicing……..yay. Classes are officially done. Rich’s finals began in the afternoon on Tuesday. I ran beforehand and studied for awhile before making my way over to Yungaba for our tests. I felt pretty good afterwards. I didn’t necessarily make A’s on all of them, but I did in the classes, and that’s really what matters. It was a good feeling.
However, Dr. Byram’s tests followed on Thursday. Wednesday we had class to review a few things. I went for a short run and spent the remainder of the day (excluding church at 7:30) studying for Sociology and Psychology. I took a break for a time to take a personality test Dr. Byram had set up for everyone to do. It’s called DISC, and is regarded as one of the best available. I was surprised by the results. I agreed with quite a bit of it, though there were areas I felt were pretty far from who I am. My main descriptor was “Logical Thinker.” Kinda neat.
I felt all right after taking my last two finals. They were a bit difficult, but I felt I knew quite a bit of it. Hopefully, I had enough cushion in the classes to allow me some room. I think I may write an extra credit paper for Psychology just to be on the safe side. Nothing wrong in being prepared. Once I finished, I felt very, very good. I went for a glorious run and William accompanied me to the pool, where we goofed off for a substantial amount of time. For the rest of the day, I can say without shame that I did absolutely nothing. And I liked it. I packed up a few things and then just watched a few movies with Derek and Will. Other than that, nuttin’.
I awoke a little after 10 and ran. I relaxed in the pool for a few minutes. I was able to talk to my family for around an hour on Skype, which was good. It had been two or three weeks since I had spoken with them. I spent most of the day packing. I’m leaving a bunch of things here, only taking a suitcase to the Outback and New Zealand. We will be returning here for a few days before we embark on our cruise. I encountered a small problem concerning my sword: it doesn’t fit in my large suitcase. And I am NOT carrying it around anymore. I inquired as to whether or not I could leave it in the Littles’ apartment, since Heather and Claire will not be coming to the Outback. However, they won’t be here the entire time, so that wouldn’t work. However, Rich drove me over to the Post Office where I was able to buy a tube in which to put it. The sword ended up being a little too long, so I bought a shorter, smaller tube so lengthen the bigger one. I’m going to ship it by boat, which will take three to four months. It’s the cheapest way, and I don’t really need the sword to be back by any certain time. I’m going to ship a few other things back once we return to Brisbane, but those things I’m going to do by air-mail because I’ll need some of it once I get home.
Pierre offered to organize a bit cookout tonight. In a few hours, we’re going to have a feast, and it’s going to be amazing. I haven’t eaten yet today, and I’m really hungry so it’s going to be beautiful. Until, I have more packing and I need to get the sword taken care of. Tomorrow, at 5:30 in the morning, we head to the airport and fly to Alice Springs. The adventures begin once again.

Monday, October 09, 2006

A Concert and a Service





October 9th, 2006 Bridgewater Apartments, Brisbane, Australia
Because I had no bread I was unable to create the sweet meal that is a peanut butter and honey sandwich. I was sad. But, alas, life goes on. And it most certainly had to, because I had work to do.
I slept until 10:15 Saturday morning, which was the longest I have slept in for quite some time. That was a sobering thought. But I digress. I spent some time waking up and wandering around. At noon I read the final chapter of Bill Bryson’s In a Sunburned Country. I have thoroughly enjoyed that book. Besides the, at times, foul language, it was a very enjoyable and humorous read. And it definitely served as an amazing guide to the wonders of Australia.
For the next five hours (off and on) I wrote my seven-and-a-half page paper for Christianity Rediscovered. I was fried. I do not recommend writing that much in one day at all. I don’t plan on doing it again. But it was good to be done, and it was actually an enjoyable paper to write, just because I was writing about topics which interested me and I appreciated. Once I finished I went down to the Littles’ apartment to ask Rich a few questions about the paper. We then just started chatting for awhile until the conversation shifted to St. John’s Cathedral. I was concert was being performed that night. The wheels began turning in Rich’s head.
“D’ya wanna go?” he asked.
I immediately replied, “Yes.” I mean, come on: what better way to unwind after six hours of homework than to attend a riveting performance inside the stone walls of a cathedral? And yes, I’m serious.
At 7:15, I met Rich, Annie, and the Byrams and we packed into an old, borrowed van and drove across Story Bridge to Anne Street. Tickets cost $30, which I felt was appropriate, because I can’t say for sure when I’m going to be able to do this kind of thing again. Jellico and Searcy (the two places in which I spend the majority of my life at this stage) are not exactly places one associates with cathedrals and concerts. The Queensland Choir was performing, along with musicians playing trumpets, drums, cellos, and violins, the coronation ceremony of King George II from the 18th century, composed in large part by Handel. And it was quite amazing. It made me wonder what it would have been like to be at Westminster when this was actually being conducted for the first time. It didn’t end until 11, but there was a break at the midway point. And I really had nothing else for which I needed to back. It was a very entertaining experience.
We gathered once again with the Cleveland community for worship. It was Shelby’s birthday and a cake was eaten in her honor, and she walked around, smiling broadly, certainly relishing the attention for which was deservedly hers. After all, it was her sixth birthday. Katie and I then retired to the front yard where we threw her Frisbee. It worked much better without the wind blowing in from the ocean. What a great game Frisbee is? I really want to get a game of Ultimate going.
I spent Sunday afternoon relaxing for awhile, as well as beginning my paper for Psychology. I suppose I could say I’m halfway done, but I was just a little burned out with paper-writing, so I decided to put it off for a little while. It’s not due until this Saturday, so I have some time.
At 5:15, around fifteen of us met at the gate to attend evening service at St. John’s. Rich was unable to attend due to a dinner engagement, so he asked me to lead the group over to the church. The service was quite different than what most of us were accustomed to. I had attended such worship services before, so I knew what to expect, but for many it was only their second time inside a cathedral (for some their second time inside a non-Church of Christ church). The choir was magnificent. Those kids can sing! Their singing, accompanied by the power of the organ, echoed throughout the stone interior. I was encouraged by the sheer beauty of the sound. The dean read a passage from Job, and an elderly woman who was sitting in the front pew read a few lines from Hebrews. I think it was a good experience for everyone there to be able to see how other Christians engage in the worship of God. It is most certainly different, and it may not be preferred, but it is important to witness. One person who did not attend asked me back at the apartments how it went.
“I was encouraged,” I replied. “I can’t say I’d want to attend a church like that every Sunday, but I was definitely encouraged.
He shook his head and said, “John, you’re an interesting person.”
“Thanks,” I quickly countered. “Proud to be one.”
Felicity, Katie, and I walked through Brisbane for a little while following the service and got kebabs at our usual little street restaurant. I continued to work for a time on my Psychology paper, but soon discarded that for the movie Van Helsing with a few people. I needed another break, I suppose.
This morning was free. Only Rich’s classes were meeting in the afternoon. I slept until a little after 9 before getting up to run. I wanted to continue to work on my paper, but everyone was using every available computer to write their paper for Missionary Anthropology, which is due on Tuesday. If only my computer was working! It’s a little frustrating, to say the least. Left with no other option, I took a nap, and I was happy.
It was my last time to speak in chapel. I kept it pretty short and pretty simple. Some people had stated that perhaps others were intimidated when I spoke because I had thought out what I said and considered what I believed and was serious about the topics being discussed. I can’t really blame myself for that just because others may not have had the opportunity to think about their beliefs, but I guess I decided to give those few a break. I spoke about St. Francis of Assisi’s prayer (or the one we attribute to him) in which it begins, “O Lord make me an instrument of your peace.” It’s a beautiful prayer that contains principles important to our lives.
At 1:30 we headed into the city, finishing the last three of our little tours. We went to City Hall and climbed to the summit of the clock tower. At the time Rich’s parents came to Australia from England in the ‘60s, this was the tallest building in Brisbane. We then went to Anzac Square before ending at St. Stephen’s Cathedral. Rich pointed out the differences between this building, a Catholic church, and St. John’s, which is Anglican. We had some time to wonder around and enjoy the beauty of the building. We took a few notes in the courtyard before being turned loose.
Tomorrow, at 1:30, finals begin. All of Rich’s are tomorrow, so I will be finished with three classes by tomorrow evening. Fortunately, none of his finals are comprehensive, which I thought, in an unbiased frame of mind, was very fair and appropriate. It’s time to take a deep breath and just dive in for a few days, because it’ll all be over by this time Thursday. And then, we travel.

Friday, October 06, 2006

The Cathedral and some Shipwrecks









October 6th, 2006 Bridgewater Apartments, Brisbane, Australia
The morning of the 4th (which was the birthday of my dear brother, Daniel Meeks) was spent with Dr. Byram in Sociology and Psychology. In the afternoon we continued our walking tours of Brisbane (which is actually the largest city in the world by land size).
We trudged to Anne Street, where I gave a brief presentation on the Church House. Noted for its steeply pitched roof, it was once the housing for the priests of St. John’s Cathedral and is now the research and archives center for the Anglican Diocese of Brisbane. Just next door stood the towering and majestic cathedral. I believe I have said it before, but allow me to say it again: cathedrals are some of my favorite places on earth, so I was quite excited. I had been inside the day before, but it didn’t matter. Every time is an awe-inspiring time. The Gothic architecture of the structure is just breathtaking, and is actually still under construction today. The techniques being employed to expand and renovate the church are the same used by the stonemasons of the medieval time period: it is the only Gothic building still under construction today. We went inside to vastness of this beautiful building. We were shown around a little by a lovely elderly lady name Beryl, but I’m ashamed to say I didn’t pay close attention. I was preoccupied by the sheer splendor that surrounded me. St. John’s is the only stone-vaulted -roofed building in the Southern hemisphere. I could explore, or just sit, in these places for hours. There are quite a few cathedrals in Brisbane, and I think after classes are all over and we have some free time I’m going to do just those very things.
We made our way outside to a little courtyard where Kevin made his presentation concerning the very striking St. Martin’s Hospital. A lady came out of the cathedral and asked me to take some photographs for her, so I followed her inside. A large tour group from all over Australia (who had been conducting a worship service in one of the prayer chapels next to the main altar) began handing me their cameras and for the next few minutes we all laughed and smiled and made goofy faces as I shot pictures for them.
Rich decided we would have Bible class inside the cathedral, so we moved back in. I think it was a very wise decision. At the end, Rich asked me to lead a song, and I began “All Praises Be” which has some very beautiful harmony. Our voices echoed throughout the lofty vaulted room, and it was awesome. I felt encouraged.
I ran after I got back to the apartments and then proceeded to read for awhile. Members of Cleveland came for church, and I was glad. I have thoroughly enjoyed meeting with them. I’m finding a lot to be learned from Revelation, whether or not you accept it as a literal or figurative future.
Thursday (the 5th) followed much the same format as Wednesday: Dr. Byram in the morning, chapel, and then the walking tours. We ended in the Botanical Gardens, where we had classes. Once I returned on the other side of the river, I ran and then began writing my second paper for Sociology, analyzing relative values on human nature and socialization in the movie Rabbit-Proof Fence. I experienced a few brain farts (also known as writer’s block) but I did finish the three-and-a-half page paper. Two more to go.
Today was an off day for classes, but we awoke early and boarded the bus by 7:30. We drove to Cleveland where we boarded a boat, taking us to Moreton Island. It was a perfect day for such an activity. At one point, we saw two humpback whales rising up out of the water. Along the shoreline was a string of sunken ships, rusted by the water and the weather. It was an impressive site, these old shipwrecks. It reminded me of a pirate movie. And we were going to snorkel around them. We threw on wetsuits and grabbed fins and masks and jumped into the water.
I hesitate in saying it, but I enjoyed this as much as snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef. Beneath me was the remains of these old ships, and beside me loomed their massive hulls. Corals now resided on the metal and fish shot out of holes and crevices in their frames. I would occasionally dive down and swim along beside the wrecks, getting a closer look. At one point, I swam into a large hole at the bottom and cut my leg, foot, and elbow open on the sides. Smooth. As I swam through the hole, I looked to my left where I saw the tail of a somewhat large fish. When I surfaced, I was informed what I saw was a shark. Good thing I wasn’t bleeding profusely. And this particular shark was most responsible for attacks on humans. Nice. I survived swimming through a hole in a shipwreck with a shark. That should be on a t-shirt. The biggest Great White Shark ever caught was found in these waters. The Jaws theme began playing in my mind. I continued to view the amazing scenery beneath me for quite some time before once again boarding our still-floating boat.
The large net was thrown out behind the boat and a bunch of us climbed on top of. Then the speed was increased and we flew across the surface of the water. It’s called boom-netting, and it’s a lot like tubing. It was a blast. I scooted down the ropes to the very end where I held on with my feet and did things rather foolish but still very exciting.
We docked on the beach itself and ate lunch. After I finished, I jumped into the water and walked along the shore. To my right was an incredibly steep sand-dune rising high above the water. Of course I had to climb it. It proved difficult, because I ran up the bloody thing. I don’t know if you’ve every attempted to run uphill in a bunch of sand, but it ain’t exactly easy. Still, the view from the summit was impressive and running down it was well-worth the trouble getting up. A few of us began jumping off the boat which provided entertainment for awhile. I swam with William, Shelby, Georgia, and Jackson the last two are Rich’s sister’s children who have accompanied us on quite a few of our excursions), playing “Sea Monster.” Correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought the children were supposed to run from the monster, not jump on him and hold his head underwater.
At 2.30, we disembarked, making our way across Moreton Bay (which was once the site of a penal colony). William sat in my lap, wrapped in a towel. We were both shivering liberally because it got a little windy. We both ended up falling asleep. I didn’t run this evening because, well, I didn’t feel like it. I snorkeled and I ran up a sand-dune.
Tomorrow we have the day completely to ourselves. Mine will probably be spent typing my 5-7 page paper for Missionary Anthropology on Christianity Rediscovered. I may end up starting it this evening, but it would be nice to take the evening off and simply relax. Who knows what the night will hold? Well, I’m pretty sure it’s going to hold a peanut butter and honey sandwich, because that piece of pizza I stole from Will just isn’t quite hitting the spot.

PS The fellow standing next to me goes by the name of Derek Wentz.